im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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