Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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