I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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