so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Boobs are out for the taking
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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