the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
it hurts more in the daytime
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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