I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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