that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You ate ashes out of my bong
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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