is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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