Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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