Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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