It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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