I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
