I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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