Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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