It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
worst night to have a conscience
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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