First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we made out on top of his cat.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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