can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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