Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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