I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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