white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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