your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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