I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
well you can't waste a boner
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
vagina is talking i cant
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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