I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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