11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Dignity is for republicans.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You need a sexual gate keeper
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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