Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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