Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
someone get that fucking seahorse.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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