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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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