I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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