Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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