: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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