wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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