Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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