Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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