Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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