I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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