You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
