Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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