Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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