I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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