All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize