quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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