I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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