I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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