She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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