super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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