I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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