just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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