This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
