I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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