Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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