oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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