don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dear god my vagina.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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