i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize