I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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