White coat. Heels.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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