Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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