you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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