It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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