yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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