i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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